Post(s) tagged with "Trailer"
CryENGINE® 3 SDK 3.4.0 is a Sexy Beast!
Hey, remember that time ‘CryEngine 3’ came out and it was absolutely beautiful? well here’s a trailer to that! The graphics engine that powered legendary games such as Crysis and Far Cry is getting a sweet-ass up grade, and it is a Beauty!
This is the point where I, as a game lover and tech genius, spout of all the cool technical Mumbo Jumbo. As much as I would like to do that, it pains me to inform you that I am actually simply a game lover… not a tech genius.
All I can say is, “Blah Blah Blah Really Pretty! Blah blah hope for Leisure Suit Larry! Blah Blah can’t wait!” In the end, Check out the sexy tech demo above and be excited! :D
Amra “FLitz” Ricketts
TOTAL RECALL TRAILER SELLS YOU WITHIN A MINUTE!
Holy lord look at this damn sexy piece of remade love. The greatest things you need to know about this version is that it WILL NOT BE SHOT IN 3D, also it claims to play closer to the original Phillp K. Dick’s story line. At first thought, a total recall film remake sounds like a horrible idea; by the time you’re done with the trailer you won’t be thinking that at all. This rendition is looking so damn futuristic that I expect to see the Jetsons and Corbin Dallas in the full final film. lots of hints of upgrades of all the things the fans of the original will happily jizz over. The only thing we need at this point is CG NAKED Tri-Boob and an R-Rating. DEER GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAVE AN R-RATING!!!
Amra “Flitz” Ricketts
Mass Effect? More like Mass Erection!
In their final blow to convince you to take off your pants and dig deep into your pockets to purchase third installment in their epic series, Bioware has released the ME3 launch trailer. Beamed into your brain sockets is just a plethora of action packed awesome topped with emotional syrup. With the game being so damn huge, nothing about any of this trailer spoils anything. It is literally the biggest and wank before the spooge fest takes place.
Bioware clearly wants all of our money with all the DLC and Mass Effect perpherals accompanying this release… and as poor as some of us are, I still just want to give it to them. It’s like being in a relationship with the perfect needy girl… and this bitch really may bleed me dry. :(
-Amra “Flitz” Ricketts
The Amazing Spider-Man Official Trailer = Holy shit… This one is going blow the old ones out of the water. I’m calling it now.
